| me half-way through shaving one leg: | i dont want to do this anymore |
damn gurl you know your way around brass instruments…im getting a tromboner
Sorry i just jazzed everywhere
(Source: circumcisions, via pierce-the-black-veil-bride)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Maybe we can trust ducks.
i want a duck now
(via gabebarsalami)
if i worked at a coffee shop i would wake up every morning and tweet “RISE N GRIND” bc it would be hilarious and also very true
(via narry-poppins)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via narry-poppins)
Waking up in the morning
Going to school
Seeing all the peasants at school
Class
Lunch
More classes
Getting assigned homework the last period when you thought you’d have none.
Leaving school
Doing homework
Finally on Tumblr(;
Best Tony Perry post ever omg
(via gabebarsalami)
I love you oli!!! How could people not love this guy. Hes a fucken HERO!!
I’m not your best friend, right?
(Source: ameliarmsilva, via ghost-dicks)
