|me half-way through shaving one leg:||i dont want to do this anymore|
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Maybe we can trust ducks.
i want a duck now
Waking up in the morning
Going to school
Seeing all the peasants at school
Getting assigned homework the last period when you thought you’d have none.
Finally on Tumblr(;
Best Tony Perry post ever omg